Chapter 4
JOHN DOE HAS BEEN DETAINED! SHOCKING CORRUPTION REVEAL!
By Narissa C. for UniverseVillainTrackers.net
We’re back! And boy that didn’t take very long at all, now did it? Looks like our theories were right on the money – because as the title says, John Doe has been detained! His reign has ended! It didn’t even take two weeks!
Based on what my sources have been telling me, Gwendolyn organized a massive sting by setting things up like she was going to potentially purchase some of his wares. He showed up, and she got him to open up a shortcut.pth to wherever it is that he keeps a lot of his victims. With the help of a number of small time villains, vigilantes, and a small handful of Atoll heroes – they managed to rescue the victims and detain John Doe himself! I’m guessing they’re gonna test him to see if he has SysAdmin or SysDev genes or something, because if he doesn’t then that means he’s had a second this whole time!
I was able to reach Gwendolyn for comment, and she let me ask just three questions. I’ve attached the transcription of that short interview below!
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Narissa: “So! Gwendolyn, where you planning to go after John Doe from the moment he stepped foot into the area you’ve claimed as your territory?”
Gwendolyn: “Yes. I would have gone after him the moment he crossed the border, but I had favors I wanted to call in.”
Narissa: “Speaking of favors, that was quite an eclectic group you went after him with. Any reason the group was so large?”
Gwendolyn: “Minimizing potential escape routes, and being prepared in case he turned out to be more clever than initially assumed. Plus-”
Narissa: “But no police officers?”
Gwendolyn: “No. Because it turns out he’s been bribing cops to let him go. So I cut them out of the process entirely.”
And that was all I got to ask, but! Corrupt police officers taking bribes to let someone as dangerous as John Doe keep walking! That’s certainly one for the news books. And now – folks I am asking you, no begging you, to be normal about Gwendolyn and not to make jokes about cops in the comment section. I don’t want to have to shut that all down again.
—- Comments have been disabled for this article since: 5-2-4786, at 2:46
Reason cited: I wasn’t kidding, folks. —-
Half the comments: “It’s not shocking about the cops, we been knew fam”
Other half, with violence: “CoPs CaN’t Be CoRrUpTeD iT’s A LiEEEEEEE”
Commenter never learn :X Go Gwen!!!